Sega Takes Pissing Contests To A Whole New Level With Toylet

Soon gamers everywhere will be trying to get the highest score in pissing. Sega's Toylet is a gaming console built into urinals that allow men to play mini-games and compete against one another in multiplayer. Yes, multiplayer pissing. Apparently, Sega figured that we didn't play video games enough. I feel sad for the lady gamers that won't be able to properly enjoy this great new thing we didn't ask for.